Jesus, Kool-Aid Man. You really need to learn how to bunt, considering you're a pitcher and all.

This is the best analogy I've ever seen. I'd not considered it and it is perfectly apt. I really don't understand the incredible ignorance and stupidity on this issue in America.

The only way for most people to understand why this is offensive is to create an analogy for them.... So here's one... Imagine this...

Many Americans are sensitive about the tragedy that happened with 911... So a soccer team in Afghanistan that is all Muslim names their team the "911'ers" or The "Kabul Infadels". At…

That would be a lot more tolerable if somebody as notoriously out-of-touch as "Disco! Hey I like that" Lee Corso wasn't the guy making a "comedic" mockery of Native Americans. I'm all for Blazing Saddles, but having a 200 year old white male football commentator do a five-year-old's version of a native american ritual…

I've worked in control rooms before, and jesus what a dick... I can only hope someone brought that to HR's attention (that or just flat out decked him).

Kinda like this?

Pretty sure that it's Raquel Harper. She's on the TMZ show, had a baby a short while ago, and has interacted w/ Bryant on Twitter before. https://twitter.com/ROCKTOPICS/sta…

Perhaps "on maternity leave" at TMZ just means following pregnant celebrities around.

Would really love to see how he prematurely celebrates through the final chapter.

"addle minded" is douchy too man

It's like he's making a constant Bob Ley face

Too many Hawks fans around here.

I know right?!?!?! My God that body!

Sweet baby Jesus Naya, please share your workout secrets, because she looks amazeballs and incredibly tone. (Sorry to be objectifying, but gawd, I want to be her)

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO So much to discuss!

Sacramento is spelled incorrectly in the image AJ YOU DICK

As a bit of a movie snob, I was momentarily panicked.

Agreed. None of this would have happened if they all hadn't been trying to get a pic and had just enjoyed the moment.

Victorino isn't the only right fielder to get in on the fun. Just a few months ago, Jeff Francouer was involved in a slapdick routine of his own.

Denial is a fitting emotion considering he was beaten on the river.