Meh, i try not to view history through the lens of nostalgic Tom Brokaw cliches.

Lebron never complained about the heat, he just said he hadn't played in a building like that, which considering he's been a boyking since 12 this statement makes sense.

You do realize none of the players actually ever complained about the heat, right? All Lebron said wad that he "hadn't played in a gym like that". Ok, so what?

That's goddamn right.

Huh? The "Pedro incident" was one of his finer moments. Joe Buck's moral posturing aside, the Red Sox went after his guy and he went after them, Pedro just happened to be the one who greeted him center field. Who doesn't love a street fighter willing to get old school if need be? It wasn't gratuitous.

So... at some point we'll be able to talk about condoms without having to act like 15 years old, right?

LSD sex is always a bad idea.

I think you're displaying an undue temporal bias. The order was off but the essence of the joke was consistent with Jeopardy and, evidently, understood by most.

Have you ever seen Deadspin? What you've presented is not how commenting humor operates.

Well, it was nominally communist, but I'm not sure any country could ever really be communist. To this extent it's not inaccurate to say the USSR is communist, if it's not then the word ceases to have any taxonomical purchase at all.

Your comment: What is why I come to Deadspin?

You're a fucking outstanding writer. That is all.

This may be the economical gif ever. It conveys so much in such a short period of time.

Knee-jerk, sanctimonious revisionism of plays targeting the team who happened to fall on the wrong side of the chaotic, random, nonlinear dynamics of the fucking universe is the worst part of sports commentary (which is saying a lot)

I kind of liked it. It had a sweet, vagueness to it,not to meantion I'm not sure how non-insipid two minutes of artsy non sequitur dialogue can really be.

I thought I made it clear I was referencing violence involving more than one party. Indeed, in this analogy, suicide would be masterbation.

Isn't this thought experiment severely limited by the fact that no consensual analog (with sometimes overlapping fact patterns) exists for murder? If such a thing were a thing, if volunteering to be killed and the act of being killed were a ubiquitous and natural part of the human condition then determining the…

Uh, you forgot the most egregious commercial exploitation of them all:

That's totally something a hipster would say.