Meh, i try not to view history through the lens of nostalgic Tom Brokaw cliches.

Lebron never complained about the heat, he just said he hadn't played in a building like that, which considering he's been a boyking since 12 this statement makes sense.

You do realize none of the players actually ever complained about the heat, right? All Lebron said wad that he "hadn't played in a gym like that". Ok, so what?

That's goddamn right.

Huh? The "Pedro incident" was one of his finer moments. Joe Buck's moral posturing aside, the Red Sox went after his guy and he went after them, Pedro just happened to be the one who greeted him center field. Who doesn't love a street fighter willing to get old school if need be? It wasn't gratuitous.

So... at some point we'll be able to talk about condoms without having to act like 15 years old, right?

LSD sex is always a bad idea.

I think you're displaying an undue temporal bias. The order was off but the essence of the joke was consistent with Jeopardy and, evidently, understood by most.

Have you ever seen Deadspin? What you've presented is not how commenting humor operates.

Well, it was nominally communist, but I'm not sure any country could ever really be communist. To this extent it's not inaccurate to say the USSR is communist, if it's not then the word ceases to have any taxonomical purchase at all.

Your comment: What is why I come to Deadspin?

You're a fucking outstanding writer. That is all.

This is perfect.

This may be the economical gif ever. It conveys so much in such a short period of time.

But let us not forget that it's those stacks of heaping horse shit that gave us all our charming brownstones stoops that now run 8 figures.

Knee-jerk, sanctimonious revisionism of plays targeting the team who happened to fall on the wrong side of the chaotic, random, nonlinear dynamics of the fucking universe is the worst part of sports commentary (which is saying a lot)

Fetishizing taxonomy is the mark of a small mind.

But one can undo the current scenario. If they were simply cremated and scattered to the wind the families reaching some kind of solace would be impossible. Giving them burials leaves open the possibility, no matter how remote, of their loved one's getting some closure.