Except for the brakes and steering that can best be described as theoretical. Seriously, I've driven a couple. A deaf person on a phone call would communicate better than these things. Big and comfortable for sure..but one of the few cars I was actually uncomfortable driving because honest to god you don't know…

If a couch falls in the middle of the road that Miata is probably going to be able to out-brake or out-maneuver the Suburban.

Help I'm Skeered! Finger my genitals TSA! Read all my email NSA! Cameras on every street corner! I'm Skeered!

These two women who are complaning about the "young men with the hot rods that go fast" are the same women who are applying makeup, are going 60mph on the left lane on any given southern California freeway. They are moe dangerous than "young men in hot rods", BECAUSE YOU ARE DRIVING DISTRACTED OR TOO SLOW!!!!! And…

Worth a shot! Nothing beats pencil and straight edge

Here's my entry. Finally, years of make-believe track designing pays off! It's called Red Rock Valley - the name comes from the track in GT2, though that track was a super crazy sick double-oval thing and this is a road course. It runs clockwise, is nearly 3 miles in length and has 16 corners. In the real world it…

God I hope I'm the first one to think of this.....

"Aww, man...

I know it was only a replica (based on an MG I believe...)

But the scene with the ferrari jump in "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" was iconic to me.

Easy...The Blues Brothers in their shit-box Dodge. This famous quote started one of the best car chases of all time.

Your mother isn't here, feel free to say fuck with all the letters.

I can't tell you how this car feels in relation to my mom's 1992 Camry, sadly, until after midnight.

holy shit you fucking whiner. You act like a pre-production C7 Vette is something special; something worth saving, like a Bugatti Atlantic or a McLaren F1. No matter what I do to this car in this video, whether I launch it, drift it, run it to its top speed, do reverse J-turns, or straight up take a shit on the…

Until they invent a Self-Hooning car, I'll just keep driving myself, thanks.

You just typed "LOL."

Oh, shut up.

I've brought this up elsewhere TODAY, but why is it that engineers constantly feel the need to shoehorn the fact that they're an engineer into any conversation they're having? It's something I've noticed across the board. "As an engineer..." is the worst way to start a sentence.

AW HELL NO.

RWD scirocco?! Oh how I wish those existed for real...