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Whooooo, watch the door gaps change during the slalom!

Not exactly. I got some good finger-bang time but that's all she wrote.

Geo Metro convertible racing series?

It must be a German thing to dump highlighter ink on the cars they're about to reveal.

Nope.

I can solve the problem of "the cayman is too close to the 911" - Take the 911 S. That is now the base 911. Problem solved.

Oh Jalopnik,

Well I'm Batman, so they don't come after me too often.

Yes, the Amish are absolutely the go-to people for technology questions. I stand corrected. Now if you'll excuse me, my mom needs her West Coast basement back for her support group on how to deal with hipster children and their savage, snappy attacks on large media outlets.

There will be magnets. Motors are magnets.

Magnets in 3..2..1....

Bro, do you even shift?

Not sure if #SWAG

A Can-Am is a jet ski with wheels and only for fat ass people who have no business being on a motorcycle in the first place

I love how she sighed when she looked at the Camry

the day we legalize it, we'll solve so many different issues at hand. our politicians should be required to smoke it on a daily basis.

Dude, I can't find my sunglasses...