Let's put mythical beasts on every spacecraft, so when the aliens find them, they will be frightened of our wildlife and won't attack Earth

I hope the thrust nozzle was pointed the right way and splash down was smooth

Pretty much how I imagine all the Opponauts driving their newly acquired STs.

8 years ago, after my divorce, I got a RX-8 for all of those reasons. Had it been today, it would have been BRX all the way.

Operations is separate from actual manufacturing, which the lede clarifies isn't changing much. Their actual operations (sales, marketing, product, et cetera) is moving. From Automotive News "location of nearly all Toyota's processes and operations in the United States to the suburb north of Dallas" that includes…

Like a guy who has a bout of diarrhea during a Monopoly game, he just keeps missing turns.

Here's what anti-texting laws do: they make people move the phone from up high so they can kinda-sorta see the road behind their phone, to down low so they have plausible deniability if/when they get pulled over ("no of course I wasn't texting, I was changing the radio station.") And then since they're paying even…

What sort of idiot would spend his afternoon looking at a tiny picture from a TV series to identify the cars in it? We would.

The car company makes questionable homegrown "supercars" for oligarchs, and the F1 team is known for being mobile chicanes.

This is an old-school proper Jalopnik post right here. Ship crashes and dash cam pron may get page views but THIS car, these pics, and the excellent story behind its creation is why the site was created. Nice job!

Speed was a result of the factors, not a cause of them.

Dammit AP. It wasn't speed that caused the accident. Speed, along with the crash, was the result of poor, but likely not malicious, judgement.

I really enjoyed reading this. It was well written, and struck a good balance between depth and length. A nice way to start my Sunday. Thanks, Michael.

Oh, and the Bureau of Labor Statistics has a super easy inflation calculator.

Of all the pop music available...I can deal with this.

That plan. Lets do that one.

I understand what you're saying, but comparing domestic coach to international coach isn't even a fair comparison in most cases. International carriers have the in-seat amenities and food that make the journey much more bearable.

Dashcam: the SR20 of Eastern Europe.

"You see what happens, Richie? This is what happens! This is what happens when you claim your teammate fucked a stranger in the ass!"