As it turned out, there was a vehicle on the track: a medium-sized farm tractor moving up and down the quarter mile with approximately the same urgency as a union plumber. I later learned from fellow participants that it was there to dry the track, although no explanation was given as to why this was needed. It hadn't…

As a life-long southerner, I have to say those jokes are fairly accurate. When you go out in public, you can't help but notice the abundance of white trash and redneck horse shit you have to wade through over the course of a day. It's refreshing to see Doug agrees. Get over yourself and realize some of those jokes are…

FR-S, no question. It's what I got my dad to buy after my parents split up, and it's the perfect divorce car. When my dad was shopping, I asked:

Great work at Cadillac Bob, I think the cars look great. Sadly, I'm 20 and not in the market for one, but my grandpa is 76 and is in the market for one. Due to your recent decision to make Cadillacs look good, he doesn't think they do. Can you please just make one boring old man looking car so I can ride around in…

Shhhhh, we don't talk about those.

Right. There's just no way to prove it without breaching privacy.

As dangerous as the texting problem is becoming, it's incredibly difficult to legislate what people do inside of their cars.

I was just about to ask if they could make it light up... now I know.

If this is what Tiny Toy Car is doing, I'm so okay with it.

Those are the implications I didn't understand as neither a gun enthusiast, nor gun control activist. I appreciate you explaining the issues with calling guns machine guns that aren't.

I made my comment after reading the story and thinking, "Why'd he bring that up? It didn't affect the story at all." Now I see the gun debate implications and agree you make a good point. I'm just not very concerned with that issue.

That's fair, I saw it and honestly thought it was a machine gun and just went with it. By the time I read the story and got to your comment, I thought, "That doesn't even affect the story, why's he calling them out on that?" Now I see what you mean though, I would've clicked whether it said gun or machine gun, but…

It also looks like an Uzi, which to most, is equated with a fully automatic weapon. I could give a shit if it's some semi-auto variant. This is nitpicking and poor commenting.

SELFIE OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.

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First and foremost, thank you for bringing this record back to the USA. I am curious though, do you plan to do a run in both directions to get the record verified by Guinness? If so, where?

Why do they give a shit? We're all gearheads and wouldn't consider purchasing something like this in the first place. The folks at Fuelshark must know their product is horse shit, why would they hand one over to a journalist? Isn't it your job to find the truth and report it? Why would they expect you not to do your…

I thought he did more hard, "real" driving in the P1 video than in most of his, but I love watching him get sideways. He really is a master of the powerslide, and it's always entertaining to watch a master preform his art.

NP, it's great to see cars kept up like this, I hope buyers recognize the value in a brand new old car.

This still happens here in Lexington. I give you the Coach Cal Edition Mustang! http://www.roushperformance.com/blog/2010/03/p…
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