Great write up as always. As miserable as that sounds though, I envy you more than you know. I haven't driven in over a week, as I've been in Spain on a choir tour. All the usual Driveaholism withdrawal symptoms (all-consuming despair, making engine noises when nobody's watching, etc.) are ravaging my soul, and seeing…

Seriously BMW? Can we quit with all the model expansion and fill the void left by the 8 Series? There's not enough massive, German, V12 coupes around these days.

I drove it yesterday on Laguna Seca, it was an absolute monster. They definitely gave the car a lot of downforce in-game, it's much less likely to get squirrelly coming out of high-speed corners. Out of the slower turns however, much tire smoke was had. I think the real question here is why don't you have GT6? It's…

In Led Zeppelin's The Rover, Robert Plant sings I know to trip is just to fall. Coincidentally, in today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Land Rover, you could trip out over its kit, that is if you'll fall for its price.

This thing is just fucking sinister. I need to make my generational pilgrimage to Bowling Green stat.

And paddles? YOU MEAN WE CAN HAVE BOTH?

H-pattern...

Wow, that's a bit different, I can't say I mind this new car. Chrysler's been lackin.

Probably cause the dude was ripped out of his mind when he made it lol.

Hooray for a day of off-road fun with a generous helping of understeer!

You can't just be tossin around words like that dude, come on. Shit and fuck are all fine and dandy but that one's just nasty. This is an incredibly informal, but good site, that's why I read it. Jalopnik is like the barbecue of the car reporting world. It's informal, but I'd take it over some little French meal any…

Fuckin GMC Acadia. Big, bloated crossover for people who want seating for seven but can't pony up for a big SUV. Hopefully people wise up and start buying vans again.

Holy shit, they trained a cat!?

Fair, but to say nobody benchmarks anything on Audi is ignoring their LeMans success. Their success in racing and sales at occurring at the same time can't be coincidental. The R8 may have a Gallardo engine, but it's no rebadged Lambo and is the supercar I see most often. Merely making the R8 forced Mercedes to make…

I'm an idoit, thanks.

Webber got the pipe from RBR this year. He easily was one of the best on the grid, I mean he won Monaco, the one everyone wanted. I think Webber wanted to be #1 on his team, in the race, in everything. That's how true race drivers think. He would've been #1 at RBR if it wasn't for that meddling kid...

Nope. Danville, KY

I've been here a while and haven't seen a fellow Lexingtonian, welcome!

If you don't watch that movie, I will take you outside, and fuck you in the street.

Win on Sunday sell on Monday might just be a thing again.