Agreed. Why is there a 3 when there's this? The 3 looks good, but this is pornographic.

Margera, who has purposely cut holes in his Gallardo and basically treated his cars like pieces of garbage, parked his Murcielago underneath a skate jump just so Lang could do a 180 over it. He lands it perfectly, though I'm kind of thinking that Margera would have been even happier if he landed on the car.

That looks so much better than a Camaro to me. The Nanuk looks like a Camaro the same way the Rally Fighter looks like a Camaro: sorta, but a hell of a lot better and covered in mud.

The tinted windows are a bit of a giveaway though. I saw an unmarked, blacked out Mustang filling up a couple years ago and noticed a laptop mount and some lights when the driver got out. Being the loudmouth I am, I asked, "Damn, is that a police car?" The officer was kinda pissed for some reason, like I found out his…

If all the hypothetical Torch ideas came to fruition, the world would be a better place.

Well I don't know what to tell you then, I guess they just wised up and put the funds into actually discrete unmarked cars. That's just not even cool though.

Oh! Just one thing:

I'll just leave this here:

That's why this guy doesn't live in the city. I don't play that shit, I play that towty (town-city) game in Lexington. I have seen a few Police trucks around lately though, but they're all marked up in a gawdy fashion in conjunction with the bro-trucks they'll be pulling over.

Audi's $30 billion R&D investment will all go towards the Nanuk Quattro and its immediate production.

I hope this becomes a thing soooooooooooooooo bad.

Sorry Torch, but I think he was just playing "Tag the Tanker," a favorite game of ours on campus. Tankers like this roll by our house all the time, and if you're the last to touch your nose when it stops, it's time to "Tag the Tanker" and slap its side. And if you don't... well then fuck you man, you're no fun.

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I lucked out in my college town. After picking up some contraband, I accidentally went the wrong way on a one-way street near campus, made it bout 10 feet and a cop rolled up and stopped me. All he did was say he wanted to make sure I wasn't drunk, then he asked me to turn around.

We didn't know it was a thing at all. I figured if Jessamine Sheriff has it, it's not extraordinary, but it's the best I've seen.

I agree, but it looks like a 3-series coupe, not a completely separate car.

I has a sad.

That's cool, but I like to keep my cops happy. I'm sure those guys were assholes once they finally pulled you over.

I really can't blame you. Sexual moisture jokes are fuckin hilarious.

Exactly how I treat cops. Until they start being FUCKS. I was riding with my friend a couple days ago and he got a ticket for going 68 in a 55. Down the road, the speed limit dropped to 45. In his post-ticket fear, my buddy was meandering in the right lane around 47, only to watch the cop blow by in the left lane…