Hey, Ogre, when did the Alpha Beta house get Wifi?

Jon Stewart is probably better at sports than you. Hell, homey was a D-1 college soccer player. You play any D-1 scholarship ball in any sport? He’s smarter than you, more athletic than you and most assuredly more financially comfortable than you. Maybe you should just stfu.

Jon Stewart: “Tommy...you cheating fucker.”

“What a great date night, right, babe?”

It worked for Delonte West tho...

It’s kinda funny that Bill Simmons’s response to all this is exactly the same as John Travolta’s response to Going Clear.

I hear you, but I just don’t think the risk is nearly as great as mass media would have you believe. And it’s not just a few seconds — depending on a huge number of factors, it can be a big deal, one where the kid and everyone would be happier and perhaps even safer if the kid just stayed in the car for a few minutes.

right but like, what can YOU do to enforce labor laws besides leaving internet comments about it? this whole article, and my TLDR version, is explicitly about the systematic structural injustice involved in the salon industry. this type of wordy grandstanding leaves me cold as hell

How about we worry about actual domestic violence... as opposed to videos that don’t depict domestic violence but which you could twist in order to get offended? That sound good?

it is common knowledge in the legal industry that reports like this generally are written for the benefit of the purchaser.

Five of the eleven balls tested were at or above the expected pressure for the weather conditions. However, the statistics are indisputable—there is less than a 2% chance that the difference between the pressure in the Patriots’ footballs and the Colts’ footballs can be explained by chance.

I think that’s really, really cool. But then, I do statistics for a living.

Pushed the boundaries of the rules? No. They broke a rule. Deflating game balls after they’ve been inspected by the refs? That’s breaking a rule. It’s not difficult to grasp this concept.

Patriot fans have turned into sport’s version of creationists today - deny the obvious truth because you don’t like what it says.

This is horrible advice. No one is a mind reader, and certain situations don’t allow you to get to know someone before you ask them out.

“Just call him a distraction then, call him a distraction!”

This makes me so glad that Washington State doesn't have inspections.

Or else you gotta change “This is what the best team in the world looks like” to “This is what the best team in the world look like”, right?

Barcelona are is unreal right now.

Because the NFL - not "the NFL" as shorthand for the league AND its 32 teams, but the actual league infrastructure WITHOUT the 32 teams - is not a for-profit enterprise. It doesn't exist to generate revenue; it isn't a real business. The 32 teams are for-profit enterprises. The NFL simply exists as an organization…