Seriously, Deadspin, before all the snark pours in, for stories like this you should be noting the suicide prevention hotline number and other relevant resources.

Since BYU can’t, I’ll drink to that.

Holy shit. Of all the days in the calendar year can we not do this petty political back and forth and for once sit back and reflect on how a country came together after a history changing tragedy such as 9/11.

This article could not be a bigger, more petulant, wet blanket. I voted against him twice (yes, it was a vote against him), and obviously don’t view his presidency favorably. But he was awesome in the few months following 9/11, and this moment was a highlight (when I/we still needed one) that still gives me chills.…

Relax, Natalie. People hate The Phantom Menace way more than they hate Garden State.

Sorry, but a black guy getting bad reception in the Boston area doesn't qualify as shocking news

Before any Patriots fans comment:

I failed on the gender question.

“Who developed the Polio vaccine” is not science. It is, at best, science history.

Did your burrito melt to liquid form when it came back to room temperature?

Reason and logic! Reason and Logic! rawk whee-whoo

Brain fart.

Neither brady, brees or rodgers started when they entered the NFL.

“Buffalo Bills general manager Doug Whaley said he had the same results when he asked prospects a question about defenses shifting from a common scheme called “cover 2” to an equally mundane tactic called “cover 3.”

So the Giants were trying to get away with a four-fingered discount?

So quick to judge aren’t we.... Check the box score now baby!!! And it had a LOT to do with Cespedes redeeming himself in the 7th. BOOM

Johnny Knoxville’s make-up people really do deserve an Oscar.

At this point, I almost don’t care if this story is true (It is). Watching Pats fans live down to the stereotypes with hysterical commenting is reward enough.

I deal with the God damn customers so the engineers don’t have to.

This from the commenter who clearly wasn’t an English major.