I’d also like to note here that his wife is a) 14 years older than him and b) taught at the high school he attended.

I add a modifier. do those ALONE. not with friends or with a group. Alone to focus on each other and not others.

He wasn’t a chemist either, but looked how well that turned out for him.

You don’t consider this a failure?!

The problem with this article is not that it’s “false” or “unfair.” It’s that it was written at all.

STFU, Iggy A.

The notion of a “scoop” is a wonderfully antiquated idea. When folks were walking around with a dime in their pocket and trying to decide between the Post-Register and the Daily Times, then yeah, it might matter who had the latest and greatest news. But you know what? It’s 2015. I can ingest news from dozens of…

ANOTHER white person fucking up by wearing black face? How aboriginal.

So this kid watches a sexual assault, lets a buddy sit on his shoulders to get a better view, but doesn’t report it until 3 months later and only as part of his own unhappiness at being hazed. Fuck this team, but fuck this guy as well.

I’ve seen your posts; I’m not sure that’s an accurate statement.

This is almost certainly the dumbest post I’ve ever written.

Deadspin points out error made by Guardian, underneath their own botched apostrophe. Ironic.

You hate to judge a man based on his appearance and his past transgressions, but I’d be lying if I said I didn’t see this coming. The tattoos. The hard-living lifestyle. The insistence that he was “on the outside” and that everyone was “ugly” like him. I just hope the rest of the guys in Staind can keep the fire…

I summon AMATEUR LEGAL EXPERTS OF KINJA

The fact that he did it while mountain biking and slamming a Mountain Dew, though, THAT was extreme!

To be fair, Bryant is the most exciting player in all of Des Moines.

Tim Duncan put up 29/10 on 12-for-15 shooting in his 75th start of the season at age 38.

Basically, I made up a story and passed it off as a real one, but I was trying to make a point, so it’s ok.

Sounds very Orwellian/Clockwork Orange-y

I have my reservations about your, or anyone else’s, ability to evaluate what Rice was thinking in that exact moment by watching a video tape.