“You have to respect his commitment to Brand”

Florida attorney here — professional athletes are specifically exempted from Florida workers’ comp laws.

He doesn’t have to prove that strain caused it, pursuant to the tort doctrine of res ipsa lockerter.

With an..

Once again, the answer is always Miata.

WAR, huh, good God

Clearly the Jets wanted to see how well he fit in with the organization.

No, you stop.

Thank you for writing this!!! Screw Burneko

Yeah, aaront tee shots are never p(h)un....

It's all cute and adorable until you sign the papers and find out that she actually comes with the house.

Actually once it is done it will be very nice. It won't be very nice this year though. And of course, you do the Deadspin thing by labeling them "douche-bros" and acting all SHOCKED that owners are trying to increase revenue. Believe me, most Cub fans I know are absolutely fine with this project - that it is time…

I liked the joke, but the hate you got for it made it perfect.

Of course Belichick is in favor of more cameras on the field. Duh.

You never talk about your ex's. They ask something, tell them you don't remember and that shit didn't mean enough to want to remember. Then, change the subject back to your current SO, as she is trying to set a trap for you. It's a test. It's always a test. And failure is about 90% guaranteed.

Hernandez: Is this a yellow cab?

Duh. It's not DatDudeOBP.

which one is Jim Tomsula?

you're doing it wrong — ketchup is meant to be eaten on hot dogs