If you thought you could smell gas, you were crazy. Carbon monoxide is odorless.

You think anyone believes that BS? Are you saying that the biker was innocent, shouldn't pull over when being stopped by the police, and didn't evade? Are you seriously suggesting that the biker pulled over at the first opportunity after getting off the freeway immediately?? Pathetic lies.

The bike was evading. Should have pinned him enough to stop him. How is it today the criminals are now the victims?

"For those who don't speak Spanish and/or who haven't worked in restaurants and listened to back of house employees swear at servers and customers"

This was written during the week in Probability 101 where the author had learned about independent event but hadn't yet got to expected value.

I was expecting to see some sort of breakdown that helps identify a sweet spot in pool size that gives the highest expected value or how the pool size may or may not affect the necessity of being bold or conservative on certain picks in certain rounds. Instead, we got the most unnecessarily long explanation of "if…

So the more people who enter, the less of a chance you have to win? This is mind-blowing, captivating information.

So, yesterday you wrote:

It was new to me, and I was 12, SO BACK OFF

I notice that "Getting hit by a car" has dropped off the lists lately. Did this happen to a Gawker writer recently? Can I send an Edible Arrangement?

On the whole, this is an excellent post. Deadspin has done great work on the head-injury issue, and I applaud its rejection of the pussification argument others (like Florio) present. But one part of this post is just off.

Kelly - sometimes we just need 10 minutes away from you. It doesn't mean we're in the bathroom jacking off while you sit out on the couch.

Why don't running backs and receivers ever throw the ball away like quarterbacks when they're behind the line of scrimmage?

If Damon Wayans ever goes missing, I'm checking this guy's basement first.

Its a possibility you got duped by people lacking artistic integrity.

The issue isn't even that she's half Japanese, its that she doesn't really look Asian. If she did, even if she's mixed it would be a lot less of an issue.

I dont really care for miss anythings but if youre gonna represent a race/culture/etc then you should really be 100% that race/culture. Is it racist? Maybe. Is it wrong? Depends on your point of view. If you want to be pussy-politcallycorrect-ish then yea she could be. If you want be realistic and fair, she shouldnt…

So in Barry's world, Revis is inarguably the best cornerback in the league, and Tom Brady is inarguably not the best quarterback of all time. Barry, you are either insane or you are a master troll, or some combination of the two.

He's far and away the best corner in the game—maybe by a larger extent than anyone else is the best at their position

Is that etched onto a stone tablet at the top of a mountain somewhere? Did someone make that law and I missed it? Anyone who believes in gender equality is a feminist in my book, and no one owns the term. And by the way, if it is suddenly "trendy", you do realize that's a good thing, right? I mean, I understand…