Kind of weird to think that Jordan takes the same attitude towards Obama's birthday as he does the Hornets.

Should I talk about the time my mother accidentally burnt a restaurant down?

You got that joke from Vickers.

"Just copulated with the lightly hirsute Edelman. Earlier at the bacchanalia, he displayed his abdominal brawn to the hoi polloi. Quelle horreur! (of course I mean that ironically) "

Julien Edelman bailed rather quickly as he grew tired of being asked to give some insight into the evolution of the market economy in the southern colonies.

To me, all of that behavior, though not incompatible with rape, is compatible with a person who is emotionally invested and is trying to regain the attention of another who is not really interested in a relationship.

I think I understand why Sulkowicz wrote what she wrote to him, but I truly don't understand what she thinks the university or anyone else is supposed to do about it. The only two people who know what happened are her and the guy, but if she has no evidence, whether physical or circumstantial, there's not a whole hell…

To be fair, the only people who are bigger assholes than sports commissioners are TV/Media execs...so NBC (even if they are the partners for my favorite sports) can just fuck right off.

Looks like he's out cold. Did she even think to put him through concussion protocol?

Methodical like the patriots offense.

I keep watching it expecting the outcome to change.

People are always confused over who the real Malcolm Butler is. Not just on twitter and social media. He gets mistaken in social groups, team functions, even in pictures. Helpful tip, if you ever see a picture of a group of people and you're confused as to which one Malcolm Butler is, he's the one in the middle.

Also, learn to cut and run if you need to. I helped a guy out on sunday for 20 minutes only for him to drive halfway down the block and get stuck again. I helped him out again and he still didn't make it to the end of the block before getting stuck. His car had no tread on the tires and he had no idea how to drive in…

Before all the free-speech crusaders get here, I'm OK with this kind of censorship if it spares me all the bullshit hot takes from the on-air announcers, the inevitable FCC backlash, and the Joe Buck-ian style chastisement from everyone else.

Why do you routinely insist on clouding the issues with facts, sir? You are obviously unfamiliar with Kinja, and politics.

Lynch-gate? Wilson-gate? Never happen. There is already a Gates monopoly in town.

I really hope the NFL fines him for that crap.

Even if the criticism was deserved, every player will remember you throwing your receiver under the bus at the first opportunity.

Absolutely. I have loved Marshawn's media pressers for the past week, he's totally exposed the media.