How is this a story? Native American slurs are yelled and beer is dumped at literally every Washington D.C. professional football game.

Be careful...if there weren't stupid reporters writing about dumb athletes what would you have to snark on?

I disagree. He's just suffering from a chronic case of NATITUDE. It flares up at the worst times.

Wrong sport, wrong city. Worst kind of sports' douche.

What is next?

I'm just commenting here so I don't get fined.

You should write up something about this for Hackerspace. I'd read it!

You should write up something about this for Hackerspace. I'd read it!

Raspberry Pi's are so great to have around! I just finished my college senior project for my major in which I built a 360 video camera (named Pi of Sauron) to shoot video for the Oculus using 6 Raspberry Pi's and camera modules.

Raspberry Pi's are so great to have around! I just finished my college senior project for my major in which I built…

A large part of our mission is ruining nearly all forms of fun except those we explicitly endorse, which are mostly made up of obnoxious in-jokes and obnoxiously literary poop jokes.

I don't want the internet if it's been shut down. It's essentially valueless at that point. What the fuck kind of scam are you running, you piece of shit?

Welker: [becomes concerned that the Seahawks will, in turn, target him after his multiple concussions]

Welp, you're shit out of luck.

It turns out that surveillance video captured an individual inserting a tiny pin-shaped cylinder, no more than 0.75" in length and 0.02" in diameter into the footballs, resulting in the loss of air. No surprise, then, that the person of interest is Brett Favre.

That's why you post a video in your Facebook feed, Russ, then nobody from the NFL will ever see it.

if Gordon has/gets a DUI conviction he may not legally allowed to COME to Canada let alone play football here.

I enjoy posts like this solely so I can scroll through the replies and see the idiots whose heads this went over trying to insult you.

Jesus Christ. You actually said association football.

Where do you live in Brooklyn?

Too many witnesses.

I'm sure he bearly felt it.