It has 3 rows of 2 seats each

Apples and oranges, dude. One is an organization that makes a mockery of outdated institutions by putting out a farcical product, and the other is a magazine.

I am a massive internet embarrassment

So you want people with speech impediments to starve?

The petition says that Benson's mental health has also been deteriorating. When he was recently asked who the president of the United States was, he replied "Ronald Reagan"

Apparently his "two fingertips and a thumb" technique translates beyond the gridiron.

This girl seems like a pretty unbelievable catch.

It probably wasn't "amateur".

Hold on Barry, you actually expect me to believe that the NFL knew about a problem and failed to act on it?

So 2 pounds of pressure is a pretty tangible change. How did the referee handle the ball on every down and not notice any issue?

Bad Seahawks Dad does have some issues, but at least he's there. Bad Sonics Dad is never around, but Shawn Kemp's kids have just gotten used to it.

I'll never be an elite runner. Hell I'll never even break 20 minutes in a 5K, but as long as I beat the guy wearing over $1000 in equipment and apparel I'll keep running them.

I know you're poking fun at runners in general, but nothing makes me laugh more than a runner with gels or a fluid belt at a 5k.

You forgot the compression socks. How could you forget the compression socks?!

Of course! That's how it works in Europe. MLS is shit until we have teams striving to mid table year after year instead of focusing on winning the cup

In other words, this:

Are you Barbaro?

True story - I had been dating a now ex-girlfriend (lets call her Susan) for about three months in undergrad. My school was out of province for both of us, but one weekend, I wound up visiting a friend in her home city. To make a long story short, my friend would up getting hospitalized and I was left without a place…

"You can observe a lot just by not watching."

Martin Luther King Jr. opened so many doors for black Americans I don't even know where to start. Voting, equal access, education. Even here, with his unfunny monotone delivery, he paved the way for The Magic Johnson Hour all those years later.