You really don't understand how MLS works.

Psssshhh. Only 14 years of solid income? Bobby Bonilla is not impressed.

Still, they have better acting chops than Sienna Miller.

Jesus Harbaugh, can't you just enjoy Michigan for a couple of days before showing your ass to the world again?

Naw but Baldwin was right - at several times in the season like when they were 6-4, losing to KC, when they were 4 (5?) games back of the Cardinals, etc even ESPN - about the blandest outlet in sports media - was saying they wouldn't even make the playoffs. After Wilson's last INT yesterday, ESPN writers were tweeting…

Have you ever seen a defender drop an easy catch because he was looking upfield and starting his run before securing the ball? Ever scream that all he had to do was catch it and take a knee? Because I guarantee you that had he dropped it, every one of these idiots agreeing with you would have been on the "all you had…

I think it would have been amazing if Richard Sherman would have interrupted the Erin Andrews/Russell Wilson interview after the game and yelled "That's what happens when you put a sorry receiver like Crabtree against me!" and walked away.

That's not Maldonado's trainer. That's Showtime's Spanish interpreter. They spoke Spanish in his corner so that's the only reason he was there.

Impressive but how far can he punt a football?

No sympathy for the Vikings fan wearing a Favre jersey.

The second question seems redundant.

1. Are you a fan of the New England Patriots? Yes __ No __

54. Are you aware that the Sixth Amendment affords the defendant the right to a public trial by an impartial jury?

Prosecutors remain baffled at the fact that of all the people surveyed, they can't seem to find a Patriots fan who began following the team before 2001.

Domestic violence charges dropped? Maybe we should be calling it football.

There's a very important lesson to learn here, kids: if you're going to hit a family member, make sure there aren't any video cameras around.

If they see your profile it means they are on Tinder too, which kind of equalizes the embarrassment.

I, for one, am completely convinced by a sample size of 3 whole games.

Turn it into a skills challenge. Deadspin - feel free to contact me on WHY this will be awesome and I'll elaborate

The only weird part is that the person throwing money at a Duck wasn't Phil Knight.