Little known fact, but Andre Rison met Lisa "Left Eye" Lopes on matches.com

I like Sierra Nevada pale ale, but for none of the reasons you like it. You're an idiot and you don't know what you're talking about.

MPGs? Really?

You can tie this in to Marchman's #1 cereal rank and induct them both, seeing as they taste about the same.

"Hardin County Sheriff John Ward said those who go into law enforcement typically do it because they have a desire to shoot minorities...

This better get 90%+

Rowland is also one hell of a defender, blocking shots at will. In fact I read somewhere that he led Turkey in stuffing.

As someone who actually works in business... No they do not. Every contract I have every worked (and when you click "I accept the term and conditions" you just signed a contract), there is always a clause about "honest mistakes", such as a misplaced decimal point, or in the case of this deal an omitted number.

How is Uber any worse? Both increase prices when demand is high or supply is low (and really jack-up the price when both occur), but I've never heard of Uber not honoring a price after the purchase has been made.

Paris is even worse. The whole city, or at least its outdoor portions, smells like a mixture of tobacco smoke, diesel fumes, perfume, body odor, and urine. The relative intensity of each of these smells varies from place to place, but all of them are present to some extent at all times.

The human Piggy Poopballs, imo

Well, his parents thought he had enough of a problem to send him to counseling for alcohol. I don't think that's normal, even for a shitfaced 20-year-old.

This thread will be worth checking back on in a few hours, because you're an idiot.

Paul McCartney is not a "she"

The good news is that once he's done with his football career he probably won't even be able to remember his baseball one.

Based on track record, the intent of posting this is pretty clear.

It would make sense if this game were being played in Baltimora

I love it so much when y'all so desperately want something to be racist and then it just isn't.

We need a Where are they now: Deadspin Alumnus Post.

Most importantly, Zelalem showed after his Champions League debut that he is already committed to emulating fellow American EPL stalwarts like Brad Guzan and Brad Friedel by committing to an utterly baffling American/British hybrid accent.