By what standard is three-time All-Star and max contract player Al Horford not a superstar, but two-time All-Star and max contract player John Wall, who shoots less frequently and creates more baskets for his teammates, is one?

We’ve highlighted the enormous Dong before

Isn’t this player simply using a Floyd Mayweather approach?

Are you sure it’s not some sort of other build up that this guy needs a pumice stone to get rid of? I had a similar issue (maybe more grey/pink than orange), and needed a porcelain scouring stick to get rid of it.

I believe that’s called the Nelson Cruz special.

He’s got the Griffey Butt.

So much racism when an organization mistakes one black player for another...

Deadspin’s silence on the Boston Marathon boming is consent.

The Shockers are still considered a mid-major: they play in the Missouri Valley Conference, and their total athletics expenses of approximately $21 million pales in comparison to any school in any of the power conferences. For comparison, the athletics expenses of Northwestern, the smallest school in the Big Ten, are…

But the NCAA’s deal isn’t a fair one. An undergraduate education isn’t a fair return for the work college basketball players do.

If this is true, it's a little baffling.

I'll bet you dislike vaccines and GMOs too, dontcha?

"How long are your guy's FOOTLONG coneys?"

Simmons has become so insufferably wrapped up in his own Bill Simmonsness … don't you people see this? Don't you Simmons fanboys get it? JUST OPEN YOUR EYES AND FUCKING GET IT.

Though the Saints admittedly received a nice return for Stills—a third-round pick for a receiver picked in the fifth round—why would they feel compelled to move him after just two seasons?

Yet even with this torrent of new money flowing into the league, the salary cap only increased by 15%.

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You know what would be cool? A YouTube channel where a cute girl sits around and eats that whole thing...