You know you don't get to quote your interpretation of someone's word as if they were what they actually said, right?

Yes! A little pricey, but I use it for any travel requiring a suit (half of my business trips, wedding travel).

Yes! A little pricey, but I use it for any travel requiring a suit (half of my business trips, wedding travel).

So Caruso Lombardi is Spanish for "Skip Bayless"?

Ok, and Foxboro is 22 from Boston... Those 9 miles make that much of a difference? You're right that it's closer to Providence than to Boston, but so what?

Can't believe these weren't ranked in a list....

So, was MLS an option for this kid?

Apparently Gus Malzahn and maybe Chuck Martin. (I think they gave 1 to Malzahan and 0.5 to Martin and Spurrier to get to 2 out of 119, 1.7%.)

He went 36-44? Wow. That's a helluva lot better than any coach of the new Browns, isn't it?

"I've done six of the things on that list."

Ha! That was the exact last episode I DVR'd too (and only because I wanted to see how awkward seeing the Twin Towers would feel)

"Or 27-year-old men writing think pieces?"

CJ Williams looks like Aaron Rodgers's redneck brother.

Please. It's not Chicago vs. Foxborough, it's Bridgeview vs. Foxborough.

"I can't wait to see at least one Republican commenter claim the kid must've made the whole thing up, and how dare she try to slander the good name of such fine upstanding job creators."

What went wrong with the WTO riots in Seattle?

"Seattle is a poor imitation of Portland with a stick up its ass."

""He's a snake, a gay snake. Not to be trusted."

He has the exact same voice!

Whoa! Did anyone catch that driver's number? He should be charge with assault!!!

"Deadspin, seemingly unable to understand how the Super Bowl works, is shocked that the NFL would ask the artists to pay money in order to play the show."