Umm... because that hasn't happened yet? It was a headline for the NFL, but we really have no idea how that new rule will be implemented.

As a 5'7" guy, I appreciate you bringing up the short men thing. 100% agree.

What did you see in this episode that made you believe Louie was attracted to girl? Their compatible humor? Their mutual interest in comedy? That makes this no different than the "FriendZone Whiner" who complains that the girl refuses to see him in any other way that Jezebel so often likes to mock.

I'm not sure why you feel that it was so "clear" that he's only resisting because she was fat based on the 30 min episode (of which maybe 3 minutes was their interaction before the speech).

I was just about to do the same thing...

But isn't that what Deadspin is all about?

So the moral of the story here is that you can find literally EVERY opinion on Twitter?

Do we not remember this Jamaal Charles Puma promo a few years back?

It's not like people/Deadspin are ever wrong about this sort of thing...

Who's more likely to turn heel first, Kevin Durant or John Cena?

So, can we start blaming David Stern for this?

"It's like having a Twitter feed populated by 500 people you can't stand"

Wasn't one of your writers just decrying the "invasion of privacy" involved with the BC kids getting Kara Bonneau's Boston Marathon bib from Instagram?

The Clippers will rise again!

"So short of tying your kid's right arm behind his back"

Too bad he only made $526K last year...

Felix Hernandez laughs.

#CancelDougExeter

I recognize that this is unlikely to every be read thanks to DougExeter's initial comment and it's 500 replies, but I wanted to put it out there...

The Manning Belt.