Are you saying tarped areas of stadium are inherently bad?

"Maybe it'll work better for them than it has in New England and D.C."

Kinda missing the point of the article, aren't cha dude?

That damn breakfast taco is the gimmick keeping people away from discovering the Breakfast Wrap Supreme. THAT THING is the greatest fast food breakfast ever.

Come'on, titles like that are part of what Deadspin/Gawker is. It's like an alcoholic saying they'll only have 1 drink next time.

Wouldn't it be fun if LeBron James used "Derrick Rose" as his RonMexico name?

Needs more Duke.

That image is completely wrong and unfair.

NOT FUNNY.

To be fair, "faded Big Johnson tank tops" are banned under the new policy.

Are we not going to call out Jimmy Graham for ruining it for everyone?

"Meanwhile, CBS/Turner's $10.8 billion TV deal means that the NCAA receives an average of $11.5 million for each and every tournament game."

Just waiting for more comments to see which group proves Drew right...

The other headline was so much better...

Well, that and the fact that the previous owner sold the team to a group from Oklahoma City that was hellbent on moving the team to their hometown.

"This should be remembered every time a team tries to hold its city or county hostage for a new stadium: If you stand firm, the team will blink first."

So you've resorted to trolling yourselves just to get people to use the new commenting system?

I don't know... I think the MANY, MANY, MANY Deadspin articles calling for the payment of college athletes would beg to differ.

Do you hang out with Riley Cooper?

His best move at this point would be to respond with, "TL; DR"