If you woke up as your 15 year old self, what do you think your 15 year old self would think of your current life?

I've come to terms with never being a ballerina, but I'm still kinda sad about not being an astronaut or a doctor.

Sure: I love nature. But when nature wants you dead, fuck nature. Take medicine and science. Hell, if nature just wants you to be less comfortable than you'd like to be, fuck it. Take the epidural, and don't feel bad about it.

I was terrified of a C-section until I had it. I still feel like I missed out a little on the whole childbirth thing, especially when people get into the horror stories of it, but at the end of the day, giving birth naturally is just not an experience I'm going to have. Like how I'll never be an astronaut. Or a…

I prefer to think that he wasn't, just because I love the idea of him crashing.

this is probably the first wedding in months Bill Murray attended that he was actually invited to....OR WAS HE?!

I love that Murtagh totally ships Claire and Jamie.

I love Murtagh in this episode and wish we could have seen more of him, or perhaps just get him to repeat the word "spirits" over and over. Very sexy.

The bottom line: BROKE is not the same thing as POOR.

I will only say this:

It would never have occurred to me to look this up because I just assumed it meant "nodding off" aka falling asleep.

Same here. I assumed it was just another version of "nodded off", and I wondered what was so scandalous about a tired mom falling asleep on a bus.

I love NPR but I all-caps HATE a Prairie Home Companion. It is the worst.

I was just watching a documentary on the chimpanzee. I enjoyed watching the part where mumma chimpanzee put the placenta in a waterproof bag and then blogged about it. AHH NATURE.

Can we please have Michael Fassbender as the professor? His dad is German and he speaks it fairly fluently, so I'll go ahead and assume he can do the accent. He's the right age and he's sufficiently attractive to ward off Laurie convincingly in the viewer's heart.

I think it's unlikely that the underlying scenario is: 17-year-old calmly has miscarriage, sticks it in a bag, and decides cold-bloodedly to shop for five-finger discounted underwear. It's possible that this girl is 100% sociopath and incompetent shoplifter, but unlikely.

I won't tell a lie, I'd pay $110 for someone knowledgeable to tell me wtf to do with my hair. It's been years since I've seen a stylist with the balls to actually accept my "I don't know what I want, make me look good" challenge. But I legit do not know what I want, I am beauty-stupid, low-maintenance, don't know the…

It's actually much more interesting than people just not liking change - it's because while Congress may have a very low approval rating, if you ask the same people what they think of their specific congressperson, they usually have a pretty high approval rating. People have an uncanny way of disconnecting "their"…

"Way too much pie" isn't a thing.