The Soph-EE-a and the Soph-EYE-a wars of 2054 will be vicious and bloody.

Jessica has known this for years.

We need a 7-day-a-week Daily Show. 4 days of Jon, 3 of John. BOOM.

You'd just come back to discover nothing had changed, and then you'd have to live the rest of your life knowing that Hitler was actually your son from a time traveling tryst, and you were indirectly responsible for WWII because you fathered and then abandoned him, leading to the very psychological issues that drove…

Man, that is messed up. I don't think you have to want children to respect a woman's right to breast feed in public - and a baby's right to eat. It's not just adults who are allowed to stand around cramming Double Downs in their gullet while chewing with their mouths open. Besides, I can't remember the last time I saw…