Joannemarkov
JoAnne Markov
Joannemarkov

I’m here for it. There can never be enough Wallace or Weevil on my tv. And Mac. And Dick. And LOGAN. And...I’m just here for it all.

How dare you soil Darth Vader’s name by comparing him to Trump?

That’s a real cheap shot.

It’s like watching Darth Vader remove his mask.

there’s male pattern baldness, and there’s concentrated evil that results in hair loss

Jonathan Groff once made [Lea Michele] laugh so hard, she peed herself before singing in front of Obama.”

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Yeah, but the Gaston song is honestly one of my favorite Disney songs- I think the only villain song superior is Be Prepared (and that’s because, for me, Lion King is literally flawless). So I am excited for that!

Goddamn it, just about to post the Graham Norton clip and you beat me too it.

I’m just here to high five this article. And you!

I seem to be in the minority here but I didn’t hate Ben as Batman. The movie was horrible but Ben himself did okay considering the material and terrible dialogue he had to deal with.

How disgusting is it that the President of the United States is trying to pull off this long discredited Dale Carnegie bullshit on other actual world leaders?

I want Canada to annex us because Justin Trudeau has invaded my heart.

This is so deliciously good.

Despite this being 2017, it took me a minute to realize you meant the Secret Service and weren’t referring to the Nazi military group.

I can’t believe that any human being who has carried another human being in their uterus would question this.

Michelle Obama is a very classy woman. We didn’t deserve her.