I'm thinking it's not just GOOP hate; my wife is currently deployed overseas, and all I could think was, "No, Gwyneth, dealing with vitriolic comments on the Internet is absolutely nothing like being mortared, shot at, or—in more peaceful moments—being forced to be away from home and family for months to a year at a…

"It's because of you I continue to work. Thank you! : )"

All of them, sweetie. All of them.

TEAM WEED

WWPSD?

Ahhhh, "authentic". The hipster's catnip.

So, these tour buses full of gawking tourists will be rolling past my apartment in Bushwick while Lena Dunham sits in her beautiful brownstone in Brooklyn Heights writing a parody based on my life.
Great.

There is no way in hell I'm ruining a donut by putting it on a penis. THE LINE HAS TO BE DRAWN SOMEWHERE.

Totally. I feel like he has done this hundreds of times and it's just instinct now: "Many hungry people with pizza. Must distribute plates and napkins quickly before furniture is destroyed."

He has 6 kids, so he probably snapped into dad mode.

I love the woman, but it was so unnecessary. It just made the overlong ceremony longer.

What was Bette Midler being blackmailed with to compel her to mutilate her most famous 80s power ballad so thoroughly on national teevee?

#NODISRESPECTTOMACKLEMORE #ALLDISRESPECTTOJIMMYKIMMEL

Jezebel has gotten mean and petty lately, and so have a lot of Jezebel commenters who fancy themselves above the the fray. The thread on how much better some commenters' writing is than the writer's of Jez, was just so...misguided and petty.

As a Jew, I can tell you... Christmas can defend itself, Fox.

Hanukkah could use a hand, though. Our Latkes are long overrun with shitty Christmas music and bringing trees in the house.

You know as someone who has been called nasty names like kike and been asked before "what kind of people make the best fire wood???" before you would think I'd be used to the hate, but nope, this is something that should never be something someone is "used too". Anti-semitism is still incredibly strong in our society…

Paul Walker seemed like such a genuinely nice person. I knew nothing about him until he died (not a fan of the FAF movies) and it's probably because he wasn't really one of those actors that sold himself as a professional celebrity. I really respect him for that. He did a lot for charities.

He couldn't last a few months when his victims endured years. Coward til the end. Kick rocks, Ariel.