Anyone know about the purple ribbons?

What are the pink ribbons everyone is wearing?

Mitch McConnell looks like he is about to cry.

I’ve always felt that Ted Cruz smiles as though someone held up a flash card and said “this is a smile.”

Could someone who knows more than I do please explain why they keep saying “allegedly” throughout this piece even though he has been convicted and sentenced? I know that it was for 18 of the 36 charges, but still...I would really appreciate some enlightenment.

I’m a size 16 as well and, though I ordered from Land’s End online, I am very pleased with what they offer. So far, I’ve got two great fleece shirts for winter in colors that I find appeal and without any damn pockets across my chest. I’ll take that any day to the alternative I was finding in brick and mortar stores.

Your last sentence, Well. fucking. said. Just one of many reasons why I don’t watch network news anymore.

Didn’t Trump address the Family Research Council of America? I am 99% certain I saw him speaking with signs for FRCA in the background.

It’s a sad day when a politician needs to pick on a teenage girl in order to improve his standing. That being said, don’t get me started on Jeb!’s kids Gorge, Nola, and Joan.

Niecy Nash has been the best since Raineesha Williams on Reno 911!

I think this looks very funny and I was also thinking along the lines of Mel Brooks who pretty much said why not laugh at that schmuck? I’d like to try and find this and watch it.

Here’s the thing, I’m bet they are nice people. My issue is that I don’t respect the way they have portrayed themselves in order to get to this point. I don’t watch KUWTK, but I do see commercials and they just treat each other horribly. It’s bad enough with the stereotypes we as women face. It’s disgusting to exploit…

Finally figured out how to reply to everybody. A little baked. It’s making this more sitcom funny and not stress laugh funny.

“Wait.” -Marco Rubio

Hello all! I decided to watch this high. It makes it less terrifying and more hilarious. I endorse this decision.

How big is Trump’s ego? Sooooo BIG!

I predict that by the time Trump is forced to end his campaign, he will say something vile about every one of his fellow Republican opponents and/or try to engage in bullshit litigation.

Between him and Huckabee, this is going to be the most entertaining GOP Presidential Debate EVER! Take a look over at the Bush campaign. That man is wisely saying few words and when he does, they are well chosen as fuck.

I believe I can touch the sky!

Diane Wiest, please and thank you.