If your wife is punching you you maybe punch her hard and run away. Fuck this cowardly man. Sick of people shooting their way out of situations.

I dunno, I don't see it flaunting privilege at all. I feel like it's a pretty effective skewering of her white privilege and the sheltered naivete that class privilege brings. She's the protagonist, but not the heroine - IMO.

She had to settle for bringing out a plain, unimportant baby on her show.

There is a 100% chance I will use the birth of the royal baby as an excuse for champagne tonight.

I just want to take the time to commend Mr. Martin and Ms. Fulton for their ability to come together and present a united front for their son even though they have been divorced for fourteen years. They have and will continue to be in my thoughts throughout this incomprehensibly difficult time.

He can't even do that! How about when he was asking Anne Hathaway if she was ashamed of some paparazzo shithead putting out pictures of her getting out of a car with no panties? Not angry, ashamed. Oh, and he led into it by joking "Seen a lot of you lately." He should be filling up actual journalists' coffee cups.

If it's a boy, might I suggest this. Try and rhyme that, commoner!

Minorities and Poors...hope you enjoyed that 40 year voting spree. Now fuck you. Sincerely, SCOTUS.

Part of me thinks he wore the white suit on purpose just to f with her.

All I can think of...

The headline made me think we really need to develop a shot for that.

My skin is crawling because I haven't been inoculated, yet.

She has got to be one of the least interesting / entertaining TV personalities ever. But for inexplicable reasons, people keep buying. None of those Kardashians are witty, or funny, or interesting at all. Nor do they bring anything original to the table. I continue to not understand.

In some cases it's not just the facial hair. Cough.