Guys grab at their junk all the time, just look at rush hour on an NYC train.
Shouldn't these guys be dropping their junk in ice water? Now that's a challenge.

Got drunk watching an Archer marathon with my Ex a year after we broke up. We then engaged in a two year friends with benefits relationship that lasted longer than our official relationship. I finally ended it when I told him I still had feelings for him and hoped that this would lead to more and if he couldn't give…

I'm 27 and I'm still trying to make it happen for the first time

I honestly feel that, with the way teenagers are being raised today to be the most narcissistic assholes and have no respect for others, especially their elders, that maybe the only way to start teaching them is legal action.

I always had a soft spot in my heart for this family (I know, I know, fraud, blah blah blah). I'm glad they can serve their sentences separately, but still very sad for the girls. Have they filmed the RHONJ reunion yet?

It's almost like going on a reality show when you make a living through illegal activities is a really stupid idea.

Okay, now I get it.

Heh. We must have watched it at different developmental stages, because my main takeaway from that show that not all depictions of sex were automatically sexy.

Aw, I think that's sweet. I also thought Real Dolls were super cool when I saw them on HBO's Real Sex (anyone remember that show??) back in the day. So I might be a bit of a weirdo myself.

That hand looks like it could be covering up the nastiest case of herpes-syphilis since Nietzsche. Seriously, this dude looks gross.

I mean, there were Maroon 5 songs I really liked in high school that I still enjoy listening to because of the nostalgic high-school value. But I find him creepy and kind of repulsive as a person.

My adorable wife is helplessly obsessed, too. Like, listen to the band all day long obsessed, look at Pinterest boards all day obsessed. I'd probably mind more, but she says it's because he is her type, like me. So me= Levine, according to her. It's not bad for the ego, I should say.

Must learn how to braid my hair like that!

Just started my second job this week....teaching painting in bars!! Love it soooo much! I'm like female Bob Ross sans afro....I even said happy clouds lol...

Ok, please remember I have no idea who you are or what you look like, gender, or whatever, but...here is my best intentioned, hastily but thought out, comic. Just for you, the BEST type of superhero!

Samesss :(

Nope, this is the cutest toddler argument ever

My then-four-year-old cousin gave me her extensive life plan which included marrying her older brother and living in the same town all their lives. Now that she's 17, I am sorely tempted to ask her about it in public sometime.