So much black on the little one! Call me a fuddy duddy, but it seems strange to have a baby in all black like that. Also, how much fun can a toddler have at these things? She can't wear them, she doesn't know what's going on, there's lights and noisenoise and it's late and there are frowny people…

He said on (I think it was) Jimmy Fallon, that Anna prefers Fat Chris.

wouldn't a baby be hot in leather leggings?

Anna apparently likes Fat Pratt. He claims she's the one who feeds him up.

Fat Chris ate the Chris you see above. Either way they are the same funny person, so it's all good.

He has always been bangable you just didn't see it

I wish he could co-host with Paul Rudd...I would never leave my house.

I think they should push it as a safer alternative to alcohol.

An 18-year-old who is never going to give the little fuck a ride anywhere ever the mother-loving fuck again.

Can't one of them fake marry a professor, pediatrician or something interesting?

Why did Kanye let her finish?

I admire your ability to figure out how to make the faded jeans happen; I wish I'd been craftier when trying to turn my Sears and JC Penny's clothing into something "cool." Kids really can be assholes about new clothing; especially in middle school. To this day I can recall with vivid detail many times someone (myself…

Naw, silly. If you're tired of having fun, you just have a baby. No more adult fun for a loooooooong time.

Did you see the caveman post on his instagram where a perfect date is "no date, no talk, hit her in the head and drag her home"....

Like how he JUST posted about it 3 hours ago?

he screams Patrick Bateman

umm.. That boyfriend.....

Coolness rated a zero in my house. I wore my sister's hand-me-downs until I was old enough to buy something else. You know what's lame? Overall shorts two years too late. :|

Bludgeons (or assists with bludgeoning) own mother to death and smokes while pregnant? I would prescribe the firing squad, too...