You remember delay, after delay, but I remember it popping into existence one Christmas morning, when at my uncle's, my cousin brought his '64 and this awesome game I had no idea about, which is strange, because I practically slept with my Link to the Past booklet and map.

I like my games like I like my dames. Beautiful and shallow.

Would you mind going into a little bit more detail? I'd like to have a Merry Christmas myself this year.

And Wal-Mart has integrity? It's known to be a bad place to work, and it shuts down small businesses.

"Mommy, mommy! There's a speck of dust on my diamond!"

Do people still rollerblade?

Kinda unfair you can still have Dick Cheney.

So many Dick Leaks.

French-Asian dog land.

Cool! So it was obsolete by the time he was done?

I lost it at Asian-ized Cinderella and Not Pacman.

"I can out-draw you, mysterious stranger..."

I can't believe it is available for last gen! I may have to one day pop my Dragon Age cherry.

Priorities, people.

Good to see Maria Shriver getting out of the house.

Get a (Poly) grip, dude.

I'd say it succeeded. Then again, I'm shallow.

Hint: Don't be Kevin James.

Way to make us white folk look good, champ.

I'll throw my hat in the ring: