Happy Easter, everyone. Remember, Jesus turned into a zombie for our delicious brains today. Or something.

I’m gonna fight ‘em all... A seven nation army couldn’t hold me back...

You’re pretty much all adults buying little toys. Start acting like it. If you can’t compose yourself and act appropriately, having a tantrum isn’t going to do anything.

The only thing impressive animators have a claim to, as far as I'm concerned, and I'm an artist, is that they do extremely high volumes of work, which takes a ton of time. Anybody who can draw can animate. Just how long you want to keep drawing is up to you. If I wasn't a lazy piece of shit, I'd have animated…

A million thank-you's XD

I know you shouldn't hit women, I mean, society's beaten that into me pretty thoroughly. And I wouldn't. What I was probably napping through was the part where they explained why. Is it because they are generally weaker physically and prone to break easily or something?

Inferring I said that... sigh... I didn't imply that. Cock-gobbler.

Ok. If you CHOOSE to move to a country that didn't ask to have you in the first place...

You pulled those stats out of your ass and you know it. Then again, I've been done talking about this all day.

Reply to this post if you play this on a Mac and use mods. I've been looking for you and I have some questions.

Can't she say that if she wants, though?

Come back! I miss you! We've never gone this long without talking :(

If they haven't already, they'll smack their forehead eventually. I mean, making you pronounce "war" after you've already said it?

What's that from? I think I met a guy in a truck stop bathroom that looked just like him, the night I came out to my parents and ended up hitchhiking out of West Virginia... I mean, it's hard to tell, since I had my back to him and all.

Can I suck your cock, Pope? It's always been on my bucket list to do it with a clergyman. I promise, you'll cum your socks off. ;)

Really?? I'm amazed you didn't banish me to hell for being a queen. You're nicer than I thought. Though I heard the Vatican uses Macs. So what's a handsome fella like yourself doing here anyway?

Sorry, Android phone. You know how it is.

Yeah, pretty much.