You’d think that they’d put front vents on a Prius or other cars like that and put an eco-friendly spin on ‘em and act like they invented the things. In some markets they could charge an extra $1500 for the “environmentally friendly, zero emissions air-conditioning.”

I like positive posts on Deadspin.

Is it as suspicious as this package?

5. Hass go fix your shit. Please. Really. You’re losing fans.

The Rain Song

Red Sox fan hits grand slam; Red Sox give up grand slam. This has been your universally feel-good baseball highlight.

In true Masshole form, I say: SUCK IT!

“Byzantine”? In the NBA, if you are fouled at the buzzer you shoot the free throws. In the NFL, a penalty on the last play awards an untimed down. In soccer, on a free kick in stoppage time the referee will not blow the whistle until the kick is attempted.

The Cancellation Line Policies seem legitimate to me. Especially that if you get the tickets you must then proceed into the show...

Anybody what having an 1982 ESPN @ 3 AM flashback?

Squashing an opponent against a wall by plowing into him at 50 miles per hour is legal, but if you touch him with your hockey stick in an improper manner, it’s a foul...Right on!

You might not realize this, but this isn’t Deadspin. This is Jalopnik.

Would anybody else be interested to see Danica drive a practice session for Haas F1 at one of the North American races (Canada, COTA, Mexico)? IMO she was better at open wheel.

Charlie Rose is like “Oh great. Now I’m gonna be getting even more handwritten letters on Duncan’s stationery saying things like ‘Great show last night Charlie, please be careful to refrain from lapsing into the subjunctive mood when you begin rambling in the middle of one of your questions, though. We have discussed…

Corporate and personal bankruptcy are different, as Trump can attest to. Schilling lost a lot of his net worth, but never declared.

If Tim and David did a movie together it wouldn’t be a buddy cop movie, but rather a film about two City Inspectors enforcing zoning codes and building regulations.

Going over to David Robinson’s house and playing with his HO scale model railroad.