This is the same guy that seriously calls any tournament on one of his courses a “major” tournament.

The third plateau.

Rules of Secret Agenting:

That little round silver “button” was fun to push. We had a Ford truck with one, and I remember sitting there as a kid with the motor off clicking it on and off. And if you are even older you might recall some cars having a choke/throttle knob on the dash.

The super rich team needs to hook Moses up.

I lost a longtime friend this way. He is a shock jock in real life. At some point he said something that crossed a big line, and I slowly cut him out of my life. And he knows why. It had to be done. I basically just started telling him I was busy with something when he contacted me. Eventually he stopped. I miss my…

Had this same thing happen on a to-go order at Buffalo Wild Wings recently. 25 minutes on hold. Got there, still on the phone, pissed off, and the girl working there was cute. I ordered, waited, and ended up giving her an extra tip. No pun intended.

Am I seeing things or is there an extra F word after he says that?

I am seeing a belch in unison, eh.

“... the police are there to ensure that people of color don’t want to be there.”

Why don’t you take your ass out there, racist.

So that is literally the farthest distance he has trotted in the past 20 years. 360 feet.

Would love to see how far he could hit a golf ball with an aluminum bat.

Whoa! What do you have against chupacabra? El Chupacabra are hilarious!

Just got home from the law office. Be right back. Kids pissing me off.

He is this generation’s Sears Catalog Man on Page 602.

Wilson. It’s on the side of his racket bag. Wilson sucks ass at making sporting goods.

Wilson sucks. The best thing they sell is Louisville Slugger bats, which they now own, and even they suck. Their gloves and basketballs might be OK, but their golf clubs and tennis rackets suck ass. The only thing worse may be Dunlop.

The "Professional" Wrestler Who Cried Oof.

And I thought A-Rod got my Monday started with a good laugh.