The 'bandanas over the face' guys are just the best. Complete dipshits.

How NYCFC and NYRB fans see themselves:

She opened the door when she claimed the women were willing participants who threw themselves at Cosby. She’s also a business partner and manager, and she probably thought when this started that it would be (once again) swept under the rug. Don’t kid yourself, she’s in it up to her neck.

Bob: “Alright, Rex! It’s 10 AM, Bennigan’s bar is open!”

I understand why they were parched. I’d be sweating too if I spent the whole morning avoiding Darren Rovell.

Martha’s cool! Back in the day, I used to drive her boss when she was working in finance. This guy and his kid were potheads to the nth degree. The old man used to proudly proclaim “No one works for me who has a problem with weed!” I never saw her partake though.

She scares me soooo much. She doesn’t know me, she’ll never know me but I still feel like she’s judging me and that I’ll never be good enough.

The shrimp were so big.

I heard a variant that I like a little more:
“When the facts are against you, pound on the law.
When the law’s against you, pound on the facts.
When the facts and the law are against you, pound on the table.”

Hillary Clinton murdered Vince Foster.

That man has attained the best level of alcohol.

Give that man a Yeti cooler

Because tall skyscrapers (which you’d need to prove or disprove anything) are so abundant in rural areas.

I too am a redneck, and non rednecks do not understand that arson is something we learn before we can get in to see a PG-13 movie. We could burn down concrete with bic lighter and some duct tape if we wanted to. To this day if no one can light the barbecue they come get me I can set fire to anything.

Found an image of the highly professional flight crew that’s volunteered to fly this mission.

The only comment I have to make is where was the name Coconuts Bangkok when I was trying to come up with a username here?

It’s times like this when I’m glad to be a redneck.

This seems like an incredibly well structured and reasonable experiment that is definitely based on scientific principles and also reality. I don’t see what could possibly go wrong.

My favorite thing about 2016 so far: both Tiger and Kobe realizing their careers are over and now trying to be jovial, good-natured dudes after being miserable pricks throughout their entire professional careers.