“Sure, I appreciate it, Dad. Giving me a football with my own autograph on it just seems a little odd.”

Poor Chris Kaman is getting used to this:

I am sure she cringes at your judgement...because it’s just totally possible to make $300 a month go much further than she has and be much healthier...

Honestly, I would go to a pizza gay wedding. Pizza is never inappropriate.

I went to a wedding where they order pizza for attendees at the end of the celebration. I also went to another where they ordered white castles. Drunk me can't choose which wedding was the BEST WEDDING EVER!

You chumps are getting pretty lazy about this...

I think a lot of it is that Windy is more or less becoming the Skip Bayless of Northeast Ohio. People here have come to despise him for the most part so he's playing the role as best he can to maximize his waning relevance.

I think you should consider that it's juuuuuuuuuust possible that this story, about a person observing with their own eyes a coach parroting his star player's play-calls, might be in the news because AN NBA COACH IS PARROTING HIS STAR PLAYER'S PLAY-CALLS. If it's happening, it's being reported because IT IS HAPPENING.

"I don't see an issue. He didn't score, so the defense worked."

I disagree with the Mets lifestyle.

No need to design anything. Clippard pneumatics sells miniature self-relieving regulators that are smaller than a AAA battery and would easily accomplish the task. All that would be needed to adapt such a regulator to a standard inflation needle is a few off the shelf fittings. Total cost would be less than $20 and be…

Ourselves? No. I refuse to be lumped in with someone who would vote for Doritos.

I feel about this the same way about pitchers using a little bit of pine tar to keep a better grip on their balls in particularly cold or humid weather. It's technically illegal, but it's so universally done and offers such a negligible benefit that it should be legal. And it is de facto allowed, except when some…

Two bottles of Tequila? Suddenly it all makes sense.

If he had a shovel, he may have had a chance. The guy left the body in a gravel right off of a busy road next to an industrial park. A professional who cared for his craft would have at least kicked some leaves over it.

She really wanted that aisle seat. Beamer is such a douche.

Shit happens when you party in what looks like a mall food court, apparently.

He's a soldier. This is how he was trained to kill. This is how you dehumanize the enemy. These are the leftovers of the man after war.

you have no soul and also your feet probably constantly stink