As someone just a bit older than him, I can't blame him — maintaining that level of fitness and battling an endless horde of young talent for so long has got to be rough. But, you can't deny that he's still got it. I guess that's better than staying too long, though.

The point at the player after he breaks the glass is hilarious. It reminds me of the evil monkey living in Chris' closet.

I KNEW this would happen eventually.

Yes. We had childhoods. We're adults now. Adults eat Cheez-Its. Get with the program, junior.

I don't want to live in a world where people think either of those are the best of all these options.

The people who voted for Nacho Cheese Doritos over cheese and crackers are goddamn savages.

I don't know much about Nevada history, but I do know that Las Vegas had a history of segregation through the 1960s.

The point is that the majority of the U.S. population associate racism almost exclusively with the south, and that is inaccurate.

If I've said it once, I'll say it again.... Seattle fans are the most insufferable bastards in the sports world. You just can't stop patting yourselves on the back.

Nah, nah. I spent five years in the military. All the military wants of you is to put on your damn camis, get a haircut or pin your hair back, and take a shower once in a while. No weird piercings, no weird hair colors, and you're generally good to go. Beyond that, they do not care. I could not have lasted five years…

Cheez-Its vs. Goldfish is like making me choose between my kids. They each shine in their own environment. Both a handy to have around most of the time. Always miss one when it is not around. That is a tough choice out of the shoot.

Maybe it cuts both ways. If it's "before a raid," then presumably there IS a warrant. In which case, no-knock entries with flash-bangs, full paramilitary regalia, and shooting anything in sight shouldn't be necessary, not they typically are anyway.

Get the warrant, officers. Use your doohickey. Knock and announce your…

Allenby is a world-class golfer. He should be able to get out of a tough lie.

Absolutely zero snark from me on this story. This man's clearly a victim. Anyone who saw more than one Taken movie certainly didn't do so of their own volition.

Agreeing with Russell Brand.

I went to see the Shaolin in a performance. It was pretty amazing.

Well, this article left out the part from the KOMO piece about how he asked Kearse for some SB tickets and Kearse said he'd work on it. So forget everything I said. But yea, you should probably just sell the thing and give your family the money before you get locked up. Tell Kearse to match that guys offer! Or sell it…

I certainly understand. Sometimes things have an emotional value that far outstrips any monetary value it may have.

Puke and Rally.

Because it's Australia, technically she threw down.