That cross-field double pass is so common that it barely qualifies as a trick play any more than a half-back option.

Currently working on "I Don't Want To Talk About It, Jeremy"

Pearl Scrunchie... That would be my Pearl Jam & Indigo Girls fusion cover band.

That's longer than four hours. I have it on good authority that they should seek medical help immediately.

I can see how with such meager compensation, college sports would go broke trying to pay their athletes even a livable wage. Thank god coaches make so much money, since they can only physically manage to do so for like 20 or 30 years.

Well, it's too bad you were't flying the plane to show how a real pro would do it.

The pre-snap read is they're gonna chuck it this play.

No way, you say? He stepped on Rodgers's ankle with his right leg and then proceeded to take another step back to step on Rodgers's calf, coincidentally the same calf that Rodgers injured earlier in the game.

He mis-hit with the first step and followed up with another step that he then intentionally planted and drove off of. I hope you're trolling, because it's hard to believe anyone could be so easily fooled.

You're honestly saying the second step was an accident?

He's a legit sociopath. Listen to him speak and it's obvious he's an intelligent, charming guy; the vicious cheap shots he delivers on the field are not "emotional in the moment" type altercations. He does that shit calmly and with intent.

Perch, please. With a cup of chowder to start, potato pancakes on the side, extra rye bread, and an Old Fashioned to drink. Brandy, and make it sweet. Thanks!

The angle is obviously problematic seeing as the subject is hardly visible (although, let's be honest, we know what sports-producer really want to show), but other than that I like it.

Here's Harbaugh as a cowboy on The Adventures of Brisco County Jr.

Friday night wind-down with Pink Martini (even if you, like me, have to keep reminding yourself it is Friday).

We're always happy to dump on ESPN when they screw up, but submitting a well-researched public records request on a subject of legitimate public interest in the expectation that it won't be sprayed all over the internet on Christmas Eve in an attempt to dampen its findings is definitely not an area where they screwed…

He's taking his talents to the cafeteria.

...How old do you think LeBron is?

While Lebron Jr. does a pretty darn good impression of his daddy — from the one-man fastbreaks to the crab-dribbling and-ones — I was more impressed by the kids in white doing a better impression of James Harden on defense.

Part of the reason is simple: Jim Downey, creator of many of SNL's best political sketches, doesn't think in terms of left and right and is himself, probably more conservative than most in entertainment. Jim thinks in terms of funny; Jim thinks in terms of using real life events and statements as a vehicle not just…