Jivemaster555
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The smugness in that room must have been suffocating.

I'm waiting with decreasing patience for America to have its man-up moment, to stop acting like 310 million sniveling toddlers crying to mommy.

If a Seth Rogen movie kills America, then the country deserves its fate. Let's break it up and start fresh.

You mean FDR's famous line

Their breakfast burrito is a taco. Obviously they suck, but this notion that "only Texans know what a breakfast taco is" is just a dumb

Fair point. I typically laugh Hysterically whenever I see something called a "maryland style crabcake" and it has jalepenos, or cilantro or something else in it. If you did that back home in MD people would show up at your doorstep with pitchforks and torches.

Do the anchors choose those themselves, or is it like a newspaper where the author of the article doesn't necessarily write the headline? Honestly curious.

Not talk about it. You can just do the right thing without telling everyone. That's not only for issues of racism, it's also just a general rule. You shouldn't need positive reinforcement for being a decent person. Just be one.

Psst: this article isn't about you, and no one gives a single solitary fuck about how you "feel."

Asshole.

Eat a sack of dicks, Matthew.

I assume they were interviewing other players in the locker room - you know, doing their job. If the previous 30 times they'd done this they got an announcement when Cutler was in the press room, I don't think it's surprising that they expected it this time.

How dare he have a different opinion than those protesters exercising their constitutional right. Shame on him. He should be silenced.

This kid's speech was so sweet that I may have spontaneously ovulated.

So, theoretically, if I started selling a line of tshirts with the names and likenesses of the entire Kentucky and Duke basketball teams they could all be suspended by the NCAA?

That's another funny part of this. From he Clarion Ledger:

Sigh. Don't be a dick, Emeril. That makes me sad. Sorry he was shitty to you.

Joints will make you younger if you try one

You sure can tell she wasn't an English teacher.

I tanked hard once. Signed up for three years of Saltwater Aquarium Monthly.

Sort of. They're from Doctor Who and they're former humans who have had all their emotions removed.

God forbid anyone look at root causes, systemic issues, etc. Much easier to blame the police, wear t-shirts with slogans, etc. How about 72% of all African American births now out of wedlock, i.e. no married mom/dad??? How about we flip the script on that, and you would reduce the crime/murder rate across the