I am working on this very specific case. I had conversations with these very specific people. I asked this very specific question to my boss on a very memorable call. I'd like to remain anonymous. Thanks.

Do people really think they're fooling others by telling them they were just cleaning their gun? It's like a girl trying to convince her parents she got pregnant from a toilet seat.

The finger then bounced off his head and went over the outfield wall

I've done some number crunching myself, and I found that Hugh Freeze has had to move among 7 undisclosed locations since Saturday night.

Mookie's lucky he didn't get Ten, given how serious the charges Vs. him were. It's like he has No Code and I don't know why he didn't simply Yield.

Because we're really good at football and really bad at pretty much everything else. You'd focus on football too if the only other things your region led the nation in were obesity, illiteracy, racism and poverty.

Hahaha I am sitting in the field right now on Pacific Horizon! Thanks because I had no idea why we are out here.

My reaction after moron Bo Wallace went brett-favre mode.

And i don't care for neither those teams.
Damn man, take the check down and kick the field goal.

SMDH

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Lupus is a real bummer. Get well soon.

+1 gleeful giggle.

They easily could have done it at the stoplight.

1990 13 years old: Heard the shower go on upstairs so I thought I was safe. I didn't hear or see my dad coming down the stairs as I was reclined in a chair furiously masturbating to Elizabeth Montgomery on a re-run of "Bewitched". My dad cleared his throat, went to the laundry room to retrieve a towel as I zipped up,…

You can say whatever the fuck you want as long as you're cool with it. This America, man.

Who knew "The Glove" was so talented?

I know, he's pretty much broken literally every important QB record of all time, yet everyone still seems a bit hesitant to call him G.O.A.T...because comes the playoffs he becomes just that, the goat. Which is ironic, because everyone was ready to crown him the best once it was assumed they would thrash the Seahawks,…

I don't understand it, how does the guy throw up arcade game-like numbers every regular season, yet come the playoffs it's nowhere near the same even when he faces some of the same teams he blew out earlier? Honestly, he makes it look easy yet come the postseason even against sub par defenses he has issues. It's not…

My bad, I spaced on that and the explanation. I'm changing it. You should chill, though.

"our coverage is for me to show and for Delly to go under me and we just didn't get the call right at the time."

Streaming video has gone too far.