So stupid, but I can't stop laughing like a moron.

[removes monocle]

Because man your local gym won't take a photo of you after a killer WOD man. They need everything to go on social media or you basically didn't work out.

FACT. There's a difference between a zealous advocacy and being a complete dickhead. A little professional courtesy never hurt anyone.

Pro Hac Miami Vice

This is just an app. There are Android calendar apps that cost money too. There are iOS calendar apps that are free. Etc etc etc, blah blah blah, android v ios battle part 4 billion. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....

The rest of the picture...

I don't know why the scouts are so down on him right now, obviously he can still throw gas.

As someone who went to law school with this clown (in 2008, at a completely different law school on the other side of the country from where he is now, because he was kicked out for harassing women and stalking one in particular. Yes, 2008, he's been a law student for 6 years) and also attended the University of Miami…

I didn't know anything about this, who she is, or some of the shows she depicted, but I thought they were fun and I like them. Good for her.

I'm past that kind of pity in my life. I had an item for auction on eBay that the winning bid was $70. It was brand new, in the box, and was originally marketed for $60. I managed to pick up a case for less than half price, so I sold a couple to pay for the one I wanted to keep. The winner suddenly freaks out and…

This is so f*cking stupid.
For that much money you can get yourself a semi-professional underwater camera.
These case manufacturers seriously overrate the iPhones' camera.

I say it's not a smart choice to have a Lamborghini leading a bike race. That area to drive through was incredibly narrow.

Don't forget the 220 skyscraper window stunt foot jump performed by the late legendary Dar Robinson in Sharkey's machine, skip to 4:44, please excuse the external link I couldn't find it on YouTube. http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xxnrkg_d…

Don't worry Andrew. This will all blow over soon. Keep your chins up.

If I wanted to get a beer without engaging with a human being, I'd just get one from the kitchen, knowing my cruel, heartless wife is probably next door continuing her affair with my stupid son of a bitch neighbor Gary.

Clint: Do it. Do it!
Tim: No you do it!
Clint: [giggling]
Tim: [giggling]
Clint: Hey Mr. President... you got a Secret Service guy named Bill Sass?
Obama: Why no... Why no, I don't believe so... Hold on, Hillary's right here, I'll check with her... Hey Hillary, have you seen Bill Sass anywhere?
Hillary: [eye roll]
Clint: [dyi…

Nah, not big time. Small time. Definitely not a big deal. Don't sweat it.