Thanks for that useless information that has nothing to do with the topic at hand

...and not even McCarthy's inherent likability can salvage her...

I'd make #3 be "Stop being shitheads to new and casual fans, as well as people that just don't like soccer."

I'm not sure I'd ever stop being a server, especially with as many people as I see on here saying that regardless of how terrible they are, they deserve to be rewarded for their shitty work. Sounds like a dream job. I'll be sure to reference all of the posts on this article the next time I'm up for review at my job.

Well. This article deserves this:

"I can't go to work and be a dick to everyone" yet somehow I get the idea that you're always a dick to everyone.

I'm from Ireland, we don't have to tip here, its totally optional and service staff get paid a fair wage. Perhaps you could explain, why is it the customers fault for not tipping that service staff end up being paid poorly? Shouldn't it be you know, the employers job to ensure his/her staff are paid fairly? But I…

That must have been one nasty fart.

Clearly drugs.. When I look up her skirt I can see 5lbs of crack.

I usually get nailed with vertigo a couple of times a year, and I'll say this: If that's what Serena was having, she's ten thousand times tougher than I am for even going out there and trying.

I disagree with the order of doucheness ascribed here. Only Bieber is possibly douchier than Manziel. And that's debatable.

Guys, seriously, where's the birdy?

And at the end of that summer, we all went our separate ways. I used to see Tyrese and Johnny in the hallways, but by the close of our freshman year, they were just two more faces in the crowd. I heard that Tyrese got married and has a couple of kids. He drinks a lot these days, and finds work doing odd jobs around…

I know! Isn't it great??!?!?!

That is not a "Humvee." Humvee isn't synonymous with "military vehicle."

I will still never understand what Bradley is doing on that play. Yes, it was a team effort that led to the goal, but dismissing it as a team breakdown ignores the fact that the play Bradley needed to make was easier than the plays that Beasley and the weak side defenders had to make.

You want to talk airport scams, how about Hudson News charging me $6.75 for a box of Mike and Ike's that had way too many greens for my taste— now that's a scam! Well, so was this guy's thing, but still.

And none of them pause when you tell them to either. That's fun.

Did every single one of those videos play automatically for anyone else? It was like I was in some sort of unintelligible Jon Stewart nightmare...

When not overdone I love it.