Don't sass me.

Reporter: So, Gronk, how do you feel the Patriots will come together this year after more adversity off the field?

That looks like a pretty steep pitch.

Rory sure seems to be struggling with this...

Thirty Vicodin a day?No.Not unless that player also has access to human/pig hybrids and the fresh livers they contain.

Breaking: Kyle Turley is "teammate" who took 30 Vicodin a day.

The sleeve of tattoos on his arms indicate one thing: he's a douche.

Interesting, but the American Needle case pretty much proved Jive's point—that is, the NFL is a group of individual businesses. So maybe there is some collusive aspect? Then you have to prove negligence and/or intent to harm. It's a murky path, and as he pointed out, it would be better if they went to the teams/team…

Why do you sue the NFL? Because identical procedures were being followed at multiple franchises with regard to the same medications (per the lawsuit). Some might say that is quite indicative of some sort of larger "conspiracy."

People don't go to Chipotle because they want Mexican food. People go to Chipotle because they want Chipotle.

"Chipotle's food isn't even that good."

Jason can you please tag Motorcycle Safety Foundation in stories like this as well as a reminder to riders to please, gear up.

Dress for the slide, not the ride. All the gear, all the time.

Armor very much helped save my life and also made recovery when the inevitable motorist did hit me all that much faster.

Unfortunatel…

so, winston didn't steal crab legs because of hunger. he made a youthful mistake, if you believe his account for things. because clearly 20yr old's don't realize you have to pay for your groceries. also, only an idiot would steal crab legs if they're hungry, you'd pick something that you can eat most of what you…

You can play it both ways depending on which narrative you're looking for. For the atheists in the crowd, think of it as the lightning strike happening exactly when it needed to to make sure this moment aired.

We have to have standards of behavior in society. We cannot turn into a society where we celebrate anything but a wedding with cake kisses. We cannot. We. Cannot. I am 100% bigoted and discriminatory against people that celebrate life with cake kisses. I don't want them on my football team. I don't want to work…

The problem is you didn't help me explain to children or to anyone else the cake incident. And yes I call it that because I don't care if they're gay or straight or black or white or whatever else. Two people celebrating a job offer - or anything but a wedding - with a cake smash kiss - is absurdity and I need…

Testimony from his gay psych major friend or it didn't happen.

Right? I mean Kurt didn't look like he had a strong scent of soap or anything.

Vaginal Gorgonzola

I have no reason to hate these shoes or the people wearing them; but I really hate these shoes and anyone who wears them.