You can play it both ways depending on which narrative you're looking for. For the atheists in the crowd, think of it as the lightning strike happening exactly when it needed to to make sure this moment aired.

We have to have standards of behavior in society. We cannot turn into a society where we celebrate anything but a wedding with cake kisses. We cannot. We. Cannot. I am 100% bigoted and discriminatory against people that celebrate life with cake kisses. I don't want them on my football team. I don't want to work…

The problem is you didn't help me explain to children or to anyone else the cake incident. And yes I call it that because I don't care if they're gay or straight or black or white or whatever else. Two people celebrating a job offer - or anything but a wedding - with a cake smash kiss - is absurdity and I need…

Testimony from his gay psych major friend or it didn't happen.

Right? I mean Kurt didn't look like he had a strong scent of soap or anything.

Vaginal Gorgonzola

Grown mean should not be using DGAF. Spend the extra time and type it out or you look like a 13 year old girl whos afraid to say fuck.

I'm really struggling to understand why Apple would want Beats. It certainly can't be their headphones. Those are low grade junk pumped out by a Chinese supplier where Beats' only involvement is designing the shell. Those shells, while looking good in heavily retouched photos, are shockingly cheap seen in person.

They seem to be in the right place with that snark - it's the consensus here. Maybe you're in the wrong place?

next up they're buying monster and Bose, and will completely corner the market on overpriced, overrated tech

I have no reason to hate these shoes or the people wearing them; but I really hate these shoes and anyone who wears them.

You forgot to mention the title of the painting, "The Aristocrats."

Pretty much begins and ends with this.

I'm betting they just had this big fucker carry them.

HE really likes that shirt. THEY really like pink and teal.

Psssh, this is nothing. When I was 6 all my dad did was teach me how to build things, taught me respect, yelled at me when I fucked up, then later made me get a job in high school, bought my clothes, food, and a car for me. Then he had the nerve to pay out of pocket for 4 years of college and support all of my…

Look, birds have to nudge their young out of the nest, right? This is pretty much just like that, except I've never had the urge to swing a lead pipe into a bird's nuts as hard as fucking possible.

That headshake at the end is exactly what my father does when he has had it up to here with my shit.