2:49 is still a stupid good marathon time.

When I was in 4th grade, I became a kickball legend. I was playing 2nd base, with runners on 1st and 2nd base, with no outs. Anyway, up comes the opposing team captain and he kicks a screaming line drive right to me (out #1). I catch the ball chest high, center mass. I pivot slightly to my right and notice the the…

"He then said 'biscuit' like five more times..."

She knew nothing about baseball until Brett took her to the ballpark ... so she could see a diamond in the flesh.

Someone better at the internet than I please add lightning coming out of her middle finger.

Well, that's anecdotes, and since a lot of those things lead to accidents and accidents leads to deaths, hard statistics can roughly quantify your anecdotes and tell us that whatever your issues are elsewhere, Texas is worse.

Fatalities Rate per 100 Million Vehicle Miles Traveled:

As one who installed swimming pools to work my way through school: Getting people to understand the difference between concrete and cement is...

No, if you're an adult you can do whatever makes you happy, even if others think it's foolish.

Could you be a little more vulgar?

You either need to calm the fuck down or just stop commenting.

They got the item they originally put money toward anyway so I don't get the point of asking for a refund. Everyone already got their first run of the product or the dev edition and they were already working on the 2.0 so the kickstarter has long passed.

"I'm still alive," Eddie Vedder once sung. And so he is.

"I did marching band and ballroom dance in college"

Way to 'economically dominate most likely through inheritance' the competition. #GoCrimson

I'll give two fucks about Bonds once Pete Rose is inducted into the HOF. Until then he and Sosa, McGwire, Giambi, and the rest of the PEDS crew can pound sand.

The mom here is brilliant. The look on her face is sheer "What are you doing?!"

No, we're just trying to figure out how to use this latest iteration of Kinja

Tonight I will dine on the finest meats and cheeses my land has to offer I will also toast your name good sir!