I worked for a guy who loved saying different versions of “How can I help you accomplish that?” And he meant it. But it made me think about how to get the task done by myself. I certainly didn’t want to tell him what to do for me.

It’s better to end with “Look here, you’re gonna do this or I’m gonna send a couple of guys over there to break your head.” For real though, I’ve had this “sounds good” scenario happen about eight times in the past week. And I wrote it all eight times. Now I feel like a prostitute.

That was a damn good match on the old gridiron.

Made me think about “The Wolf of Wall Street,” which I could watch again just for the quaalude scenes. Which took me to this decent article about the topic, which mentions scumbag Bill, and includes this passage:

I see. He cares only cares about Kip, and we are Napoleon and Pedro.

Glad he didn’t step it up and give out a used jack sock.

Not sure if its true or not, but I was told by someone that the Michelin brand tires sold at Walmart and Sam’s Club are made especially for Walmart for the reasons you stated. And yes, Walmart is terrible for many other reasons.

Holy crap, that’s my brother in law. It’s not, but it’s “him.” He’s a huge Cowboys fan.

Building a new dome is costly in more than one way.

Peick’s do love to fight.

Would have been a good game had there been 8 more referees and 100 more security guards.

Sweet life indeed. As the guy with the house, wife, 2 kids and a German Shepherd, I love my life, and try not to be envious, but I can’t help but be a little bit. The sense of adventure and meeting different people is just the best. And speaking directly to Stephan, I am sorry about the loss of your brother. Oddly, my…

Best guess on how many times she says “I don’t recall” in her deposition when it’s ultimately taken? I’ll seriously go with 250.

So apparently there are many colleges that give out cheerleading scholarships. If it is valued enough to give people free tuition, books, food, etc., it is certainly worth some money when done for an NFL team. That said, it doesn’t appear to be an actual competitive sport after college. Is there a trophy for the best…

I’ve been using the semi-round version of that for like 8 years now. Mine is apparently is no longer sold except in a plastic version, so you get my vote. People think you are nuts for spending that much on a trash can, but I can attest that they work great and are durable. Cost is the same or better in the long run.…

I’ve been using the semi-round version of that for like 8 years now. Mine is apparently is no longer sold except in…

This article posted by another says the car was owned by someone in the neighborhood who “wanted to get rid of it.” I doubt the owner wanted this done to it. It also says if you watch close there is someone at the bottom of the stairs getting away from the car. Sure enough, you can see them on the right just as the…

If you watch ESPN via Roku, etc. you know the song by heart and angrily find yourself singing it on occasion.

The Floating Rib? What a great invention! Your hands don’t get sticky!

The NBA stopped calling traveling and palming, or carrying, years ago. They can basically run with the ball without dribbling as far as they want now.

In a perfect world, this priest would be celebrated for his joyfulness, and Whoopi Goldberg would be yanked from all media to permanently silence her obnoxious pie hole.