There is actually. I have had delicious lamb chop lollipops at 3 of these places.

DIDN’T REMOVE CHILI

“ESPN’s decision to give Manning a forum for rebutting claims that hadn’t yet been aired.”

Come on, what am I gonna do? Just all of a sudden jump up and grind my feet on somebody’s couch like it’s something to do? Come on. I got a little more sense than that.

An atomic sit-up is the funniest thing known to man when done amongst the right crowd. This, however, is not.

The Smithsonian National Museum of African American History and Culture in D.C. might qualify when it opens in mid-2016.

At the end ... Grab a stack? Pancakes? Mmmm. Pancakes.

Well, people like those two are stupid. Casual fans don’t care who is in the USA jerseys. As long as they win!!!!!!!

As a casual fan, what is wrong with using the best players available, even if it means an entire squad of dual-nationals, to do a little winning, inspiring more American kids to play the game, and worry about those issues later. Like 20 years from now. Win now! Win! Win! Win!

That reminds me ... I should get my remote control pterodactyl down from the attic.

I thought there was plenty left to be done. Oh well. I guess not! I am actually a little pissed. It was always good for a few laughs, which (I find) can be hard to come by in the TV world today. And it was my little show that my wife didn’t like. Dammit!

You learn something new every day. For instance, that HBO pulled the plug on The Brink. Thanks HBO. Unhappy Holidays to you too, you bastards.

I could have linked Daily Mail, TMZ, or Fox News for the same, but thought I would at least keep it in the Gawker family. I should have also mentioned that he has a Batmobile hanging from the mirror with a tiny Batman in it.

I see what you’re getting at. Batman drives around in Batman.

Still laughing.

Sting was clearly feeling it.

Story time, kids. I have a friend who is rather large (maybe 400 lbs.). A few of us went to bar one night to watch some football, and after leaving, he gathered that he had a little too much to drink. He stopped by a convenience store, then pulled into a parking lot and slept in his car. He woke in the morning to a…

Worth at least 2.5 points.

If you look closely, it appears to hit him on the tip of his giant dong. Seriously.

It’s OK Old Gregg. Your assessment might have been off due to your downstairs mix-up. We still love ya.