Got me and my moms (who is a Seahawk fan in the South):

I mean he ripped his nickname off from an entire city.

I don't watch basketball. Is Nick Young Caucasian?

Why did my simple request for a stupid photoshopped pic of Harbaugh with warpaint blood on his face get deleted?

Certainly some photoshoppers could ...

I'm white, live in the south, and call everyone "brother".

The Yumbo looks exactly like those prepackaged gas station ham and cheese subs that people are supposed to open and microwave. Pure nastiness.

At some point you just realize that it has always sucked.

Thanks but no thanks. However, in your honor I will go lay a Cleveland steamer. Just ate at Seafood Bar.

I just hope he finishes his middle school education in case he needs it to fall back on.

Both.

Two in the Pinkle, one in the stinkle.

My lord. Manziel sucks ass and Cutler doesn't give a flying monkey turd.

Well when you see the run and you see you and the run and you think of him and you see him you think of him as the speedster, but then you the speedster you can just run like that?

Cricket. Good name. Mine has a better one. Pocket Rocket.

Zamboni hamboni.

I'm with thatguy1097. Ruger LC9. Thought it was an LCP.

"Yo Bobby, you Shmurda that guy for what he did."

Maybe a previous model of the Ruger LCP .380 with built in laser sight.

Worst. Season. Ever. Because I jettisoned from my fantasy football league to be able to watch games like they were designed to be watched. It has been unwatchable. :(