So, when will it be in Redbox? They can't stand outside every Kroger, CVS and Dollar General waiting to attack.

What the hell? The Germans got nothin' to do with it!

These look decent.

Well, no offense meant whatsoever, but that's kind of a no brainer. They are all over the southwest. Crab cakes worth eating are not.

Wrong.

Was also. The nonsense never came from his mouth in the video, of course.

Here is your script, Mr Garcia. I suggest you stick to it.

We had a Posey Valis years ago in HS! Gave great ZJ's.

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What's funny is that FSU is 15th.

It's not about when to expect it (January 4 though), it's that the speech was an external stimulus. It didn't just happen for no reason.

That's nice. I might say that wouldn't qualify as spontaneous. But nice.

Alex: Type of attire usually worn to an evening event or social occasion, such as a tuxedo or ball gown.

I would say it is a little more than minor. It would have put Hernandez in the car with Lloyd (basically the scene of the crime). He said "Did you see who I'm with?" His sister said "Who?" and he said "NFL". He then said "Just so you know" as in , just in case I get killed you will know who did it. I hope they…

Uh, he's a black guy.

If anyone should be suing the t-shirt maker it is the Duck Dynasty folks. Would that step to stop the activity suffice? Probably not. The DD guys currently have a little more money to deal with it than Dak. Dak's a fact Jack!

Formaldehyde's wearing off.

We gather here today so that we can be the voice for the voiceless. We believe that there is a power that has fueled our nation toward excellence through the centuries. Who am I fooling, we just wanted to leave work today and this was easier than acting sick.

I had a teacher in middle school named Mrs. Scruggs. Very nice lady, great teacher, kind, attractive. She had a substitute teacher on occasion that was very mean, wore what looked like bad curtains, was unnatractive (giant mole with hair), and smelled like mothballs. Her name? Mrs. Scraggs. To this day I believe…

It's Hammy time on the runny kine! Wadatah. Wa-da-tah.