I'm thinking more Adam Richman in that scenario.

Hahaha. That's just insane. I mean, come on man.

Wow. Sorry to hear about the loss of your father. I'm not obsessed. No need to call people nasty names. You responded to me first.

This is still bothering me. I'm sorry, again.

Even though this is not about you whatsoever, there is no requirement that you have any. And sure, famous people can say no to fan requests. Those are both choices. Life is full of choices. You have no compassion for a kid that has acute lymphoblastic leukemia, but is luckily in remission? You are aware that…

Ah, it all makes sense now. Well, not all of it, but most.

Like a modern version of the tin man?

Why does Kobe's shirt look photoshopped? Nevermind. It doesn't matter what shirt he wears. Under it he is still a hugely narcissistic piece of shit.

Dennis Rodman is a troll. But looks like a frog in that picture.

How does it feel to have a lump of coal for a heart?

Wrong. The kid's parents did. Wow. It's not like he wasn't sick. It happened.

Bearded Clam or Nuclear Hot Box.

Winston will not go down as one of the most hated professional athletes of all time because no one in their right mind thinks he will have a decent professional football career. Everyone who pays attention to college football, other than FSU fans, will hate him forever for the sexual assault allegations (why would…

OH, MY DICK!

Must have caught him on a bad day. Twice.

Wow. Somehow I missed that, which I just read about. What I would really now like to see her cook and serve to herself and her management team is a giant steaming platter of dicks.

I didn't see the word don't. And I did. And I shouldn't have.

Hand to hand?

I will agree that she is rich and fluffy.

Flay doesn't know it but he is my mentor in the kitchen and on the grill. While we are at it, Emeril is the absolute worst. Not only because he made a career out of being a fake Cajun from Massachusetts, but because he is an asshole. I met him. He really is an asshole. For real. In real life. Asshole.